Advice God

im a douchebag no punchline

im a douchebag no punchline  Advice God

Creates fabulous female genitalia Tastes like fish

Creates fabulous female genitalia Tastes like fish  Advice God

use Stone tablets to list the rules of humankind did it for teh lulz

use Stone tablets to list the rules of humankind did it for teh lulz  Advice God

Gave you free will Punish you for all eternity if you do something i don't like

Gave you free will Punish you for all eternity if you do something i don't like  Advice God

"man shalt not lie with a man as one lies with a women" lol didnt say shit about lesbos

No one knows the day or hour of my return Even a senile old man who was wrong about this before

No one knows the day or hour of my return
 Even a senile old man who was wrong about this before  Advice God

got the date for the end of the world. hmm... do it later...

got the date for the end of the world. hmm... do it later...  Advice God

You like my beard? you should see my pubes.

You like my beard? you should see my pubes.  Advice God

exists in everything provides no proof.

exists in everything provides no proof.  Advice God

What about Jesus? Oh, you meant the gardener

What about Jesus? Oh, you meant the gardener  Advice God
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