Advice God

listen to prayers decide winner of Superbowl

listen to prayers decide winner of Superbowl  Advice God

CREATE THE EARTH, THEN FUCKING DROWN IT.

CREATE THE EARTH, THEN FUCKING DROWN IT.   Advice God

"Go ahead and eat pork." "I meant don't eat the long-pork - each other, you know, humans are not meant for eating."

Create EDM Also create Justin Bieber

Create EDM Also create Justin Bieber  Advice God

omnipotent ...but i can't create a stone so big i can't lift it...

omnipotent
 ...but i can't create a stone so big i can't lift it...
  Advice God

Make all men equal Give some men so much money and others can't afford a meal

Make all men equal Give some men so much money and others can't afford a meal  Advice God

What in the name of me is goin on down there?

What in the name of me is goin on down there?  Advice God

Make "envy, coveting and jealousy" a sin in commandment 10. Justify the reasoning behind commandment 1 with my personal jealousy and envy

Make

kill off 99% of species ever created plant evidence for evolution

kill off 99% of species ever created plant evidence for evolution  Advice God

Being an asshole in my name? Stop doing that

Being an asshole in my name? Stop doing that  Advice God
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