Advice God

Why is everyone standing around? go stone some homos and burn some animals

Why is everyone standing around? go stone some homos and burn some animals  Advice God

you play the sims? oh, that's cool...

you play the sims? oh, that's cool...  Advice God

give woman menstrual cycle didnt create tampons

give woman menstrual cycle didnt create tampons  Advice God

My best work is convincing redditors I don't exist

My best work  is convincing redditors I don't exist  Advice God

CREATES HUMANS IN MY IMAGE ALL ARE BORN SINNERS.

CREATES HUMANS IN MY IMAGE ALL ARE BORN SINNERS.  Advice God

A tranquil heart gives life to the flesh, but envy makes the bones rot. -Proverbs 14:30 for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God -Exodus 20:5

A tranquil heart gives life to the flesh, but envy makes the bones rot. 
-Proverbs 14:30 for I the LORD thy God
am a jealous God
-Exodus 20:5  Advice God

Creates disfiguring disease which also makes you super Horny

Creates disfiguring disease which also makes you super Horny  Advice God

there's no point in making enemies with me, you will just risk losing loved ones even though you have been there for them for many years and i never really even once shown my existence

there's no point in making enemies with me, you will just risk losing loved ones even though you have been there for them for many years and i never really even once shown my existence  Advice God

prohibits masturbation invents boobies

prohibits masturbation invents boobies  Advice God

Would you like me more if i wore black turtlenecks and sold you computers?

Would you like me more if i wore black turtlenecks and sold you computers?  Advice God
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