Advice God

Thou shall not kill, love thy neighbour, do unto others... Thanks lord, but we'll proceed with our crusades and inquisitons. for your glory.

Thou shall not kill, love thy neighbour, do unto others... Thanks lord, but we'll proceed with our crusades and inquisitons. for your glory.  Advice God

HAVE FAITH IN ME AND YOU WILL LIVE A HAPPY LIFE JUST LOOK AT JOB

 HAVE FAITH IN ME AND YOU WILL LIVE A HAPPY LIFE JUST LOOK AT JOB  Advice God

Adam and eve became knowledgeable? Kick them out of paradise and fuck over all future humans

Adam and eve became knowledgeable? Kick them out of paradise and fuck over all future humans  Advice God

Creates man to his liking Still wants man to change

Creates man to his liking Still wants man to change  Advice God

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras  Advice God

   Advice God

Create mortal bodies and imbue them immortal souls I made the first horcrux

Create mortal bodies and imbue them immortal souls I made the first horcrux  Advice God

Create "Man" in 1 day Spend next 6000 years crafting Bill Hicks

Create

Touchdown Jesus Struck by lightning? It's my universe, and I'll do what I want, Bitches!

Touchdown Jesus Struck by lightning?  It's my universe, and I'll do what I want, Bitches!  Advice God

Create world. End it.

Create world.  End it.  Advice God
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