Advice God

helps millionaire sports stars win games genocide, torture, poverty and slavery? TTYL LOL

helps millionaire sports stars win games genocide, torture, poverty and slavery? TTYL LOL  Advice God

Abstinence is the only form of contraception a virgin gave birth to my son

Abstinence is the only form of contraception a virgin gave birth to my son  Advice God

evolution is fake!! I just planted fossils in the ground for fun!

evolution is fake!! I just planted fossils in the ground for fun!  Advice God

Claims to be ultimate authority on morality "Bitches ain't Shit"

Claims to be ultimate authority on morality

better remind everybody that i'm the one true god I'm going to appear in this crazy guys toast, that will teach them

better remind everybody that i'm the one true god I'm going to appear in this crazy guys toast, that will teach them  Advice God

Create the sun so life can exist make it give people cancer

Create the sun so life can exist make it give people cancer  Advice God

Hates magic Created magic

Hates magic Created magic  Advice God

has power to create light doesn't restore power to east coast

has power to create light doesn't restore power to east coast  Advice God

Spends 7 days creating enormous universe and everything in it adds 2 people

Spends 7 days creating enormous universe and everything in it adds 2 people   Advice God

Pray Even though I have a divine plan for you.

Pray  Even though I have a divine plan for you.  Advice God
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