Advice God

Answer prayers to not let the world end? Fuck that, I'm about to prestige

Answer prayers to not let the world end? Fuck that, I'm about to prestige  Advice God

No one knows the day or hour of my return Except a senile old man who was wrong about this Again!

No one knows the day or hour of my return
 Except a senile old man who was wrong about this Again!  Advice God

You sang the wrong hymn on Sunday?! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

You sang the wrong hymn on Sunday?! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!  Advice God

i smoke weed with snoop dogg.

i smoke weed with snoop dogg.   Advice God

When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” John 8:12

When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” 
John 8:12  Advice God

If you say my name for no reason. I'll sent you to a place to be tortured and burned for ever and ever But I love you.

If you say my name for no reason. I'll sent you to a place to be tortured and burned for ever and ever But I love you.   Advice God

Finished the bible, best get it published Shit I forgot to put the disclaimer saying it's fiction, surely no one can believe this

Finished the bible, best get it published Shit I forgot to put the disclaimer saying it's fiction, surely no one can believe this  Advice God

evangelical preachers are strangely pro-war for some reason

evangelical preachers are strangely pro-war for some reason  Advice God

you thanked me for saving you just means i'll have to try again

you thanked me for saving you just means i'll have to try again  Advice God

if you want something pray for it i might get back to you... Caption 3 goes here

if you want something pray for it i might get back to you... Caption 3 goes here  Advice God
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