Advice God

Says you should be compassionate, kind, loving, humble, virtuous, and forgiving Is a total dick

Says you should be compassionate, kind, loving, humble, virtuous, and forgiving Is a total dick  Advice God

fundamentalist Christians will forever hate the jews Make jesus jewish

fundamentalist Christians will forever hate the jews Make jesus jewish  Advice God

they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them (Ezek. 25-17) Send horde of natural disasters to Bible belt

they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them (Ezek. 25-17) Send horde of natural disasters to Bible belt  Advice God

I work in mysterious ways...for example, that kid i killed with leukemia wooooooooooo mysterious

I work in mysterious ways...for example, that kid i killed with leukemia wooooooooooo
mysterious  Advice God

Don't blame me for aids! Wait...science cured it? No no! That was me! Where's my Nobel?

Don't blame me for aids! Wait...science cured it? No no! That was me! Where's my Nobel?  Advice God

Saves two of every animal Forgets plants and bacteria

Saves two of every animal Forgets plants and bacteria  Advice God

Angry GOD in the Old Testament, Hippy Jesus in the New Moving LEFT with experience.

Angry GOD in the Old Testament, Hippy Jesus in the New Moving LEFT with experience.  Advice God

Sees his first version of mankind is wicked drowns puppies

Sees his first version of mankind is wicked drowns puppies  Advice God

Make masturbation Phenomonal! Condemn it.

Make masturbation Phenomonal! Condemn it.  Advice God

makes an everlasting covenant that "Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life" will use fire and brimstone instead

makes an everlasting covenant that
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