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also Created planet zudd The goos are his chosen zuddians but he becomes angry when they flurb on gweeday

also Created planet zudd The goos are his chosen zuddians but he becomes angry when they flurb on gweeday Advice God
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Promises forgiveness for anything sends you to hell for telling a lie

Promises forgiveness for anything sends you to hell for telling a lie Advice God
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Creates heaven as a reward to those who worshiped him while alive Heaven consists of worshiping him for eternity

Creates heaven as a reward to those who worshiped him while alive Heaven consists of worshiping him for eternity Advice God
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omnipotent makes morgan freeman more convincing

omnipotent makes morgan freeman more convincing Advice God
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God created man in His own image Except that piece of skin on your dick, you have to remove it by yourselves

God created man in His own image Except that piece of skin on your dick, you have to remove it by yourselves Advice God
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says you shouldn't covet your neighbor's wife Impregnates the wife of a married man

says you shouldn't covet your neighbor's wife Impregnates the wife of a married man Advice God
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Creates entire universe from nothingness Requires dirt and rib to create adam and eve

Creates entire universe from nothingness Requires dirt and rib to create adam and eve Advice God
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Salvation is for everyone. Instructions in Hebrew.

Salvation is for everyone. Instructions in Hebrew. Advice God
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Oh you sinned for 80 years? 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999+ years of burning for you

Oh you sinned for 80 years? 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999+ years of burning for you Advice God
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Forbids lust Tells us to go forth and multiply

Forbids lust Tells us to go forth and multiply Advice God
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