Advice God

IS OMNIPOTENT hey, can i borrow some money bro?

IS OMNIPOTENT hey, can i borrow some money bro?    Advice God

I'd like to let you into heaven.... but you never copied and pasted that status about loving me

I'd like to let you into heaven.... but you never copied and pasted that status about loving me  Advice God

Healed Your Cancer Sorry, I was at a crazy party when you were diagnosed

Healed Your Cancer Sorry, I was at a crazy party when  you were diagnosed   Advice God

Consonance goes arithmetic. Transposability goes logarithmic. Ear is not fine tuned.

Consonance goes arithmetic.
Transposability goes logarithmic. Ear is not fine tuned.  Advice God

made you in his own image also cannot scratch the middle of his own back

made you in his own image also cannot scratch the middle of his own back  Advice God

ahh, i fucked up the earth. i should probably flood it and get 2 of every animal on a boat that's the only solution i see...

ahh, i fucked up the earth. i should probably flood it and get 2 of every animal on a boat  that's the only solution i see...  Advice God

You only get a few presents on Christmas Day. You know what I get? Omnipresents

You only get a few presents on Christmas Day. You know what I get? Omnipresents  Advice God

Promises to send messiah sends hitler instead

Promises to send messiah sends hitler instead  Advice God

Your punishment for Original Sin is Eternity In Hell Jesus' Punishment for all humanity's original sin is a bad weekend in judea

Your punishment for Original Sin is Eternity In Hell Jesus' Punishment for all humanity's original sin is a bad weekend in judea  Advice God

Forgive all (NO JEWS)

Forgive all  (NO JEWS)  Advice God
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