Advice God

Creates all living creatures Thinks a rabbit is a ruminant

Creates all living creatures Thinks a rabbit is a ruminant   Advice God

i'm your maker for chrissakes not a bloody tribal badge

i'm your maker for chrissakes not a bloody tribal badge  Advice God

Makes man is his own image Humans are judgmental and insecure and destructive and selfish and mean and lairs and condescending and greedy and troublesome and sadistic and corruptible and *insert negative adjective here*

Makes man is his own image Humans are judgmental and insecure and destructive and selfish and mean and lairs and condescending and greedy and troublesome and sadistic and corruptible and *insert negative adjective here*  Advice God

you get into yale? your parents will give me all the credit

you get into yale? your parents will give me all the credit  Advice God

School violence happens because I'm not allowed in schools Church violence happens because um.. because...hmm...urmm... Dont question me, Damn you to hell.

School violence happens because I'm not allowed in schools  Church violence happens because um.. because...hmm...urmm...            Dont question me, Damn you to hell.  Advice God

oh fuck that game was today?

oh fuck that game was today?  Advice God

Rescues kidnapped girls after ten years To balance out helping one girl fix her necklace

Rescues kidnapped girls after ten years To balance out helping one girl fix her necklace  Advice God

Could stop the devil whenever he wants doesn't

Could stop the devil whenever he wants doesn't  Advice God

create perfectly interlocking jigsaw pieces ban sodomy

create perfectly interlocking jigsaw pieces ban sodomy  Advice God

Commits multiple acts of genocide and kills innocent children Calls himself an all loving and forgiving God.

Commits multiple acts of genocide and kills innocent children Calls himself an all loving and forgiving God.  Advice God
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