Advice God

Condemns Pagans most important holiday falls on the first Sunday after the full moon that falls on or just after the Spring Equinox

Condemns Pagans most important holiday falls on the first Sunday after the full moon that falls on or just after the Spring Equinox  Advice God

I knew Jesus was jewish because he lived at home until he was 30, he took over his father's job, and his mother thought he was god!

I knew Jesus was jewish because he lived at home until he was 30, 
he took over his father's job, 
and his mother thought he was god!  Advice God

Order people to kills tens of thousands of others; Demand everyone loves you unconditionally.

Order people to kills tens of thousands of others; Demand everyone loves you unconditionally.  Advice God

insist you have a personal relationship with him a one-way telepathic relationship

insist you have a personal relationship with him a one-way telepathic relationship  Advice God

swearing is a sin Invents tourette syndrome

swearing is a sin Invents tourette syndrome  Advice God

designs human reproductive system grossed out by period blood

designs human reproductive system grossed out by period blood  Advice God

Claim to have created humans in your own image. Force humans to create images of you that resemble them.

Claim to have created humans in your own image. Force humans to create images of you that resemble them.  Advice God

Slavery? Hellz ya Masturbation? Totes no, lolcano

Slavery? Hellz ya Masturbation? Totes no, lolcano  Advice God

rains down manna from heaven twice for freed slaves lol fuck you africa

rains down manna from heaven twice for freed slaves lol fuck you africa  Advice God

Can flood the earth Needs the help of an old man to save animals

Can flood the earth Needs the help of an old man to save animals  Advice God
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