Advice God

ban cannibalism you must eat my son each sunday

ban cannibalism you must eat my son each sunday  Advice God

all powerful needs a day off

all powerful needs a day off  Advice God

light on the first day sun on the fourth day

light on the first day sun on the fourth day  Advice God

Rule entire world Tell only one Jew at a time

Rule entire world Tell only one Jew at a time  Advice God

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife "Thou" meaning you. I ONLY FUCK MARRIED BITCHES

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife

Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you

Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you  Advice God

Love all humans flood the world and only tell a drunk

Love all humans flood the world and only tell a drunk  Advice God

Make multiple religions all having no proof and requiring absolute faith. Pick the wrong one and you burn in hell forever.

Make multiple religions all having no proof and requiring absolute faith. Pick the wrong one and you burn in hell forever.  Advice God

"Let there be light" Sun gives you cancer

Creates men and women in his image cover up your bodies and be modest

Creates men and women in his image cover up your bodies and be modest  Advice God
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