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ran out of ideas for animals combined several to make platypus

ran out of ideas for animals combined several to make platypus Advice God
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And on the 4th day, god created a boundless 3D extent called space complete with over 200 billion galaxies and each with hundreds of billions of stars FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON

And on the 4th day, god created a boundless 3D extent called space complete with over 200 billion galaxies and each with hundreds of billions of stars FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON Advice God
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Allows a demon to possess an innocent child won't remove it until priests perform a grueling, tortuous ritual

Allows a demon to possess an innocent child won't remove it until priests perform a grueling, tortuous ritual Advice God
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wants you to kill your child so he can smell its burning body changes his mind and kills his own child instead

wants you to kill your child so he can smell its burning body changes his mind and kills his own child instead Advice God
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Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me

Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me Advice God
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Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.

Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose. Advice God
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demand that people "forgive and forget" send sinners into eternal hellfire

demand that people
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Blame satan for evil in the world under god's control

Blame satan for evil in the world under god's control Advice God
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Create many different foods make the tasty ones unhealthy

Create many different foods make the tasty ones unhealthy Advice God
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You shall not kill/murder "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die…" Ex. 11:4

You shall not kill/murder
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