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When asking for a cigarette from a stranger, offer to give them a dollar most of the time, they won't accept the dollar and still give you the cigarette

When asking for a cigarette from a stranger, offer to give them a dollar most of the time, they won't accept the dollar and still give you the cigarette Actual Advice Mallard
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put a large glass of water on your nightstand and chug it when you wake up Hits you quicker and better than coffee and its healthier

put a large glass of water on your nightstand and chug it when you wake up Hits you quicker and better than coffee and its healthier Actual Advice Mallard
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if she cheated on her husband for you never trust her

if she cheated on her husband for you never trust her Actual Advice Mallard
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be polite to baristas, waiters, etc. It's really not that hard

be polite to baristas, waiters, etc. It's really not that hard Actual Advice Mallard
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Mosquito problems? put up a bat box one bat can eat up to 1000 mosquitos an hour

Mosquito problems? put up a bat box one bat can eat up to 1000 mosquitos an hour Actual Advice Mallard
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Once a cheater always a cheater

Once a cheater always a cheater Actual Advice Mallard
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The biggest thing girls care about on a date is that it's fun Not how much money you can spend

The biggest thing girls care about on a date is that it's fun Not how much money you can spend Actual Advice Mallard
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If you meet someone and can't remember if you've sucked his dick before, You should probably slow down with the Grindr, man.

If you meet someone and can't remember if you've sucked his dick before, You should probably slow down with the Grindr, man. Actual Advice Mallard
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Stuffy Nose? Push your tongue against the top of your mouth, place a finger between your eyebrows, and apply pressure. Hold it for about 20 seconds and your sinuses will begin to drain

Stuffy Nose? Push your tongue against the top of your mouth, place a finger between your eyebrows, and apply pressure. Hold it for about 20 seconds and your sinuses will begin to drain Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are walking and see a longboarder headed your way Don't panic. He has planned his route around you acting like he isn't there.

If you are walking and see a longboarder headed your way Don't panic. He has planned his route around you acting like he isn't there. Actual Advice Mallard
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