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Need to charge your phone real quick? charge it in flight mode

Need to charge your phone real quick? charge it in flight mode Actual Advice Mallard
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It doesn't cost anything to be polite But you profit from it endlessly

It doesn't cost anything to be polite But you profit from it endlessly Actual Advice Mallard
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"You dont have to like the shirt, I'll return it" is a lie. Wear the Shirt
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Pay attention to your wife It's cheaper to keep her

Pay attention to your wife It's cheaper to keep her Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to take a piss in the urinal at prison put one hand on the wall so people can't knock your head against the wall to pass you out and rape you

If you have to take a piss in the urinal at prison put one hand on the wall so people can't knock your head against the wall to pass you out and rape you Actual Advice Mallard
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dont let the air out of a womans tire then creepily watch her and wait for her to leave the gym just to start a conversation with her

dont let the air out of a womans tire then creepily watch her and wait for her to leave the gym just to start a conversation with her Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to tell your girlfriend of 4 weeks you love her? Fap first

Want to tell your girlfriend of 4 weeks you love her? Fap first Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you are being chased by someone in a car and you are on foot You might want to rethink some of your life choices

IF you are being chased by someone in a car and you are on foot You might want to rethink some of your life choices Actual Advice Mallard
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if you saw it on reddit then reddit has probably already seen it

if you saw it on reddit then reddit has probably already seen it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't do heroin. Someone might murder you in your sleep and get away with it.

Don't do heroin. Someone might murder you in your sleep and get away with it. Actual Advice Mallard
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