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if you look at my beak long enough you will see a dog

if you look at my beak long enough you will see a dog  Actual Advice Mallard

If you use gas to start a house fire Lay down wax paper so the police/insurance company can't detect the accelerant

If you use gas to start a house fire Lay down wax paper so the police/insurance company can't detect the accelerant  Actual Advice Mallard

You should probably get off reddit and get to work

You should probably get off reddit and get to work  Actual Advice Mallard

If your confession bear starts with "I think" it's not a confession bear

If your confession bear starts with

If you are going to break up with a girl, do it on her period She can't lie and say she is pregnant

If you are going to break up with a girl, do it on her period She can't lie and say she is pregnant  Actual Advice Mallard

If you loan someone 50 bucks and never hear from them again it was worth 50 bucks

If you loan someone 50 bucks and never hear from them again  it was worth 50 bucks   Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a huge order, don't use the drive thru you'll get served faster, there's less chance of an error, and you won't hold up the drive thru line

If you have a huge order, don't use the drive thru you'll get served faster, there's less chance of an error, and you won't hold up the drive thru line  Actual Advice Mallard

Just stop now it won't be just "one more page"

Just stop now it won't be just

If you want to see if horoscopes are true, read them at the End of the day Otherwise you will have fallen victim to predictive bias

If you want to see if horoscopes are true, read them at the End of the day Otherwise you will have fallen victim to predictive bias  Actual Advice Mallard

When your girlfriend tells you to stop playing around she isn't playing around

When your girlfriend tells you to stop playing around she isn't playing around  Actual Advice Mallard
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