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Had a recent breakup? check your netflix and other accounts to make sure your ex isn't using them

Had a recent breakup? check your netflix and other accounts to make sure your ex isn't using them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you post something racist and you want karma for it Just say that your black friend posted it to facebook

If you post something racist and you want karma for it Just say that your black friend posted it to facebook Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to safely pick up a prostitute, Always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only. It is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree.

If you want to safely pick up a prostitute, Always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only. It is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you’re about to talk about rape as anything other than a brutal and horrible crime. STOP.

If you’re about to talk about rape as anything other than a brutal and horrible crime. STOP. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you start fantasizing ways to kill your roommate It’s time to move out

If you start fantasizing ways to kill your roommate It’s time to move out Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, watch what they do If they look down they think you're attractive. If they look to the side they think you're unattractive

If you're walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, watch what they do If they look down they think you're attractive. If they look to the side they think you're unattractive Actual Advice Mallard
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go shopping right after christmas to buy all your cards, wrapping paper and decorations for next year really cheap

go shopping right after christmas to buy all your cards, wrapping paper and decorations for next year really cheap Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are feeling depressed about the things you cannot control Clean something, or straighten up. The small sense of accomplishment you receive is something you can control

If you are feeling depressed about the things you cannot control Clean something, or straighten up. The small sense of accomplishment you receive is something you can control Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have the power to hurt someone, it means they like and care about you Don't hurt them

If you have the power to hurt someone, it means they like and care about you Don't hurt them Actual Advice Mallard
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Something flying at your head? DUCK

Something flying at your head? DUCK Actual Advice Mallard
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