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Have an "empty" bottle of Hershey's syrup? Fill it with milk and drink out of it

Have an
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Give your bartender a good cash pre-tip when opening a tab at the bar you'll get better service than the other patrons and maybe a few free drinks throughout the rest of the night

Give your bartender a good cash pre-tip when opening a tab at the bar you'll get better service than the other patrons and maybe a few free drinks throughout the rest of the night Actual Advice Mallard
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*flutters feathers* Quack

*flutters feathers* Quack Actual Advice Mallard
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a man who can't stand up to a woman is a man who will never stand up for a woman

a man who can't stand up to a woman is a man who will never stand up for a woman Actual Advice Mallard
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It's about learning to read cues. Most girls (or people in general) don't like to straight-up tell you "Go away," but they'll send a number of signals to indicate that they're uncomfortable or don't want to talk to you. not responding to messages

It's about learning to read cues. Most girls (or people in general) don't like to straight-up tell you
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if you're made to read classic literature for school, don't figure a way out out of it. read it. The classics are usually quite good.

if you're made to read classic literature for school, don't figure a way out out of it. read it. The classics are usually quite good. Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking of having a child? Try to raise a dog, if the dog turns out fine, you can raise a child

Thinking of having a child? Try to raise a dog, if the dog turns out fine, you can raise a child Actual Advice Mallard
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When calling customer support and getting an automated system press # over and over, it essentially DDOS attacks the automated system and forces it to connect you to a human

When calling customer support and getting an automated system press # over and over, it essentially DDOS attacks the automated system and forces it to connect you to a human Actual Advice Mallard
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When you dial 911, your phone goes into "emergency call" mode Alarms and notification sounds are disabled to save energy. Call waiting is turned off so that your 911 call is uninterrupted. Check your messages when you're done in case people worried about

When you dial 911, your phone goes into
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Set your clocks forward one hour on Sunday while you're at it, replace your smoke detector batteries and check your emergency supplies for expiration dates

Set your clocks forward one hour on Sunday while you're at it, replace your smoke detector batteries and check your emergency supplies for expiration dates Actual Advice Mallard
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