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When giving a blow job don't use your teeth

When giving a blow job don't use your teeth Actual Advice Mallard
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always tell them the project will take much longer than you think it will then deliver early and look like a hero

always tell them the project will take much longer than you think it will then deliver early and look like a hero Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't mistake a guys love as kindness

Don't mistake a guys love as kindness Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're on holiday and need someone to take photo of you. Find someone with an slr. they'll take a good photo and won't be interested in stealing your shitty digital camera

If you're on holiday and need someone to take photo of you. Find someone with an slr. they'll take a good photo and won't be interested in stealing your shitty digital camera Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to listen to your favorite comedians for free? every comedian with a comedy special album is on pandora

Want to listen to your favorite comedians for free? every comedian with a comedy special album is on pandora Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't open a jar? Run hot water over the lid to loosen it

Can't open a jar? Run hot water over the lid to loosen it Actual Advice Mallard
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Mosquito bite? Press a hot spoon (e.g. the one you stirred your coffee with) onto the spot. The heat will destroy the protein that caused the reaction and the itching will stop.

Mosquito bite? Press a hot spoon (e.g. the one you stirred your coffee with) onto the spot. The heat will destroy the protein that caused the reaction and the itching will stop. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't control your room's temperature in a dorm on a hot day, put a lamp by the heat sensor, so it thinks the buildings temperature is 100 degrees and will constantly try to cool it down.

If you can't control your room's temperature in a dorm on a hot day, put a lamp by the heat sensor, so it thinks the buildings temperature is 100 degrees and will constantly try to cool it down. Actual Advice Mallard
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download hover zoom you will never have to click a picture link again

download hover zoom you will never have to click a picture link again Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're not prepared for the answer, Don't ask the question

If you're not prepared for the answer, Don't ask the question Actual Advice Mallard
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