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If you were raised by a single mom call her on father's day and thank her for both hats she wore. You'll make her day.

If you were raised by a single mom call her on father's day and thank her for both hats she wore. You'll make her day.  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because you're the loudest person in the room Doesn't mean you're the smartest person in the room.

Just because you're the loudest person in the room Doesn't mean you're the smartest person in the room.  Actual Advice Mallard

These memes are user generated Don't automatically assume they give good advice

These memes are user generated Don't automatically assume they give good advice   Actual Advice Mallard

spilled juice on you clothes? scrub the stain with a little milk and it will come out

spilled juice on you clothes? scrub the stain with a little milk and it will come out  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have fat rolls, Don't wear skin tight clothing.

If you have fat rolls, Don't wear skin tight clothing.  Actual Advice Mallard

YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO HAVE IT RESPECTED OR TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF IT'S FUCKING RETARDED.

YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO HAVE IT RESPECTED OR TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF IT'S FUCKING RETARDED.  Actual Advice Mallard

Facebook is designed for people to share random crap about their lives So stop complaining when you see random crap on facebook

Facebook is designed for people to share random crap about their lives So stop complaining when you see random crap on facebook  Actual Advice Mallard

Put the cream in your cup before the coffee It mixes automatically

Put the cream in your cup before the coffee It mixes automatically  Actual Advice Mallard

Going on a killing spree ending with suicide? Kill yourself first

Going on a killing spree ending with suicide? Kill yourself first  Actual Advice Mallard

IF they cheat with you They'll cheat on you

IF they cheat with you  They'll cheat on you   Actual Advice Mallard
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