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If a woman tells you personal secrets before you're intimate you're her friend

If a woman tells you personal secrets before you're intimate you're her friend Actual Advice Mallard
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when handling cutlery always remember a falling knife has no handle

when handling cutlery always remember a falling knife has no handle Actual Advice Mallard
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If you appreciate someone let them know

If you appreciate someone let them know Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WANT *REAL* COCA-COLA GO TO THE MEXICAN SECTION OF YOUR GROCERY STORE. IT'S IN 12oz GLASS BOTTLES WITH ONLY 6 INGREDIENTS.

IF YOU WANT *REAL* COCA-COLA GO TO THE MEXICAN SECTION OF YOUR GROCERY STORE. IT'S IN 12oz GLASS BOTTLES WITH ONLY 6 INGREDIENTS. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't afford a condom then you can't afford kids

If you can't afford a condom then you can't afford kids Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have unprotected sex and let him ejaculate inside you You are trying to get pregnant.

If you have unprotected sex and let him ejaculate inside you You are trying to get pregnant. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night keep one eye closed your closed eye will already be adjusted to the dark when you try to find your way back

If you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night keep one eye closed your closed eye will already be adjusted to the dark when you try to find your way back Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to support those with cancer/illness give blood. 100% of it goes to those who need it

if you want to support those with cancer/illness give blood. 100% of it goes to those who need it Actual Advice Mallard
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Never start a new tv series before finals never

Never start a new tv series before finals never Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ask someone when they are going to have kids unless they bring it up first. There's probably a reason they don't have them yet and, more than likely, it's a touchy subject.

Don't ask someone when they are going to have kids unless they bring it up first. There's probably a reason they don't have them yet and, more than likely, it's a touchy subject. Actual Advice Mallard
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