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You're supposed to sit on the toilet in the opposite direction The little table is there for your comic books and chocolate milk

You're supposed to sit on the toilet in the opposite direction The little table is there for your comic books and chocolate milk Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a closeted homosexual Don't run for office as a republican

If you're a closeted homosexual Don't run for office as a republican Actual Advice Mallard
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Sick of ads interrupting games on your cell phone? Set your phone to "airplane mode" while playing

Sick of ads interrupting games on your cell phone? Set your phone to
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Don't date a girl who cheated on her boyfriend to be with you She will just cheat on you as well

Don't date a girl who cheated on her boyfriend to be with you She will just cheat on you as well Actual Advice Mallard
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if you need to fart in public, do so next to an old man even he will think it was him

if you need to fart in public, do so next to an old man even he will think it was him Actual Advice Mallard
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Use Canola oil on your knife before cutting an onion you won't cry

Use Canola oil on your knife before cutting an onion you won't cry Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't afford something don't buy it

If you can't afford something don't buy it Actual Advice Mallard
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If she tells you she wants it in the ass don't just force it in

If she tells you she wants it in the ass don't just force it in Actual Advice Mallard
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Vote 3rd party They are not infested like Democrats and Republicans, and deserve a chance

Vote 3rd party They are not infested like Democrats and Republicans, and deserve a chance Actual Advice Mallard
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When a girl says "I don't normally do this" She normally does that

When a girl says
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