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not enough money for the vet? take your pet to a vet school. they'll help him for free for educational purposes

not enough money for the vet? take your pet to a vet school. they'll help him for free for educational purposes Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't bother taking a video of fireworks You won't ever watch it and it's much better to live in the moment and enjoy them

Don't bother taking a video of fireworks You won't ever watch it and it's much better to live in the moment and enjoy them Actual Advice Mallard
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Clean all the snow off of your car, or don't drive. You're endangering yourself and others.

Clean all the snow off of your car, or don't drive. You're endangering yourself and others. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have an itch, apply pressure the reduced blood flow will stop the itching

If you have an itch, apply pressure the reduced blood flow will stop the itching Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are in a situation in which you think "Should I be doing this?" don't do it

If you are in a situation in which you think
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If malicious advice mallard was any good at his job He'd start giving out good advice, letting people assume it's bad advice.

If malicious advice mallard was any good at his job He'd start giving out good advice, letting people assume it's bad advice. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a guy buys you dinner Don't assume he wants to have sex with you

If a guy buys you dinner Don't assume he wants to have sex with you Actual Advice Mallard
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Brush your teeth it prevents cavities and makes your breath smell better, you can even use flavored string called "floss" to get in between teeth

Brush your teeth it prevents cavities and makes your breath smell better, you can even use flavored string called
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Need to clean your microwave? Fill a bowl with water and microwave it for 2-3 minutes. The steam will loosen any dried food particles for easy cleaning.

Need to clean your microwave? Fill a bowl with water and microwave it for 2-3 minutes. The steam will loosen any dried food particles for easy cleaning. Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop attempting to give or take dating advice from reddit. Every person, male or female, handles things differently and it's up to you to find out how to handle the person you are interested in

Stop attempting to give or take dating advice from reddit. Every person, male or female, handles things differently and it's up to you to find out how to handle the person you are interested in Actual Advice Mallard
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