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Raise your kids right So they won't need to take advice from a duck

Raise your kids right So they won't need to take advice from a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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Get dressed. You'll feel much more productive.

Get dressed. You'll feel much more productive. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't go anywhere when you have diarrhea

don't go anywhere when you have diarrhea Actual Advice Mallard
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always Do it their way because If anything goes wrong you won't be blamed

always Do it their way because If anything goes wrong you won't be blamed Actual Advice Mallard
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Always try to get a girl off a few times before you do the deed It takes all the pressure off of your performance so you can just enjoy it

Always try to get a girl off a few times before you do the deed It takes all the pressure off of your performance so you can just enjoy it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're feeling ill don't google your symptoms

If you're feeling ill don't google your symptoms Actual Advice Mallard
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If people are rude to you no matter where you go You are probably an asshole

If people are rude to you no matter where you go You are probably an asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to give your boyfriend a Blowjob to keep his attention you probably shouldn't be in that relationship

If you need to give your boyfriend a Blowjob to keep his attention you probably shouldn't be in that relationship Actual Advice Mallard
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To make sure he sticks around, keep his stomach full and his balls empty

To make sure he sticks around, keep his stomach full and his balls empty Actual Advice Mallard
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