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Perfume and cologne are not substitues for bathing regularly

Perfume and cologne are not substitues for bathing regularly Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're constantly trying to avoid drama but can't You're most likely the cause of your drama.

If you're constantly trying to avoid drama but can't You're most likely the cause of your drama. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your feeling down wash your face, brush your teeth and cleanse yourself You tend to feel motivated when you feel clean

If your feeling down wash your face, brush your teeth and cleanse yourself You tend to feel motivated when you feel clean Actual Advice Mallard
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Cuddling with a hot girl and need to fart? Say you'll bring her some water and be right back

Cuddling with a hot girl and need to fart? Say you'll bring her some water and be right back Actual Advice Mallard
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Always masturbate before making important relationship decisions

Always masturbate before making important relationship decisions Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take pictures for reddit while you're driving imaginary internet points aren't worth potential death

Don't take pictures for reddit while you're driving imaginary internet points aren't worth potential death Actual Advice Mallard
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After making a bag of microwave popcorn slightly open the bag, flip it upside down and shake out the kernels

After making a bag of microwave popcorn slightly open the bag, flip it upside down and shake out the kernels Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're taking parenting advice from redditors through a duck meme You probably shouldn't be having kids

If you're taking parenting advice from redditors through a duck meme You probably shouldn't be having kids Actual Advice Mallard
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Sleep with a fan on The constant humming will drown out any temporary sound

Sleep with a fan on The constant humming will drown out any temporary sound Actual Advice Mallard
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