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If you live in LA and have a mass killer on the loose Call the boston PD instead

If you live in LA and have a mass killer on the loose Call the boston PD instead Actual Advice Mallard
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don't stick your dick in a blender and turn it on it will shred your dick into pieces

don't stick your dick in a blender and turn it on it will shred your dick into pieces Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't order the fish Unless you're at a seafood restaurant

Don't order the fish Unless you're at a seafood restaurant Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to lower the chances of acne? regularly wash your pillowcases

Want to lower the chances of acne? regularly wash your pillowcases Actual Advice Mallard
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Use a very small amount of cologne If she likes it, she'll have to get closer to smell you

Use a very small amount of cologne If she likes it, she'll have to get closer to smell you Actual Advice Mallard
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cancel your hulu plus 7-day free trial the day before they'll give you the next month free

cancel your hulu plus 7-day free trial the day before they'll give you the next month free Actual Advice Mallard
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Be nice to everyone you meet It can only have positive outcomes and there's no real reason not to be

Be nice to everyone you meet It can only have positive outcomes and there's no real reason not to be Actual Advice Mallard
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Assume everyone is a moron and no one knows what they are talking about.

Assume everyone is a moron and no one knows what they are talking about. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take sex advice From redditors

Don't take sex advice From redditors Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't major in English

Don't major in English Actual Advice Mallard
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