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If you must test a wire to see if it's live. use the back of your hand. your reflexes will move your hand away from the wire rather than clamping onto it.

If you must test a wire to see if it's live. use the back of your hand. your reflexes will move your hand away from the wire rather than clamping onto it. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you want a girls number at a party Take a picture with her and ask her to send it to you

When you want a girls number at a party Take a picture with her and ask her to send it to you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever want to buy life insurance Don't tell your doctor or the agent you've done cocaine

If you ever want to buy life insurance Don't tell your doctor or the agent you've done cocaine Actual Advice Mallard
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Worried your post might be a repost? Do a reverse image search on karmadecay.com to find out

Worried your post might be a repost? Do a reverse image search on karmadecay.com to find out Actual Advice Mallard
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stuck in the hospital with a heart moniter? don't masturbate

stuck in the hospital with a heart moniter? don't masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to pleasure your girlfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Clean something.

Want to pleasure your girlfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Clean something. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never start a new video game before finals never

Never start a new video game before finals never Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of a four way stop, put in a roundabout Science and statistics both say it is safer and faster

Instead of a four way stop, put in a roundabout Science and statistics both say it is safer and faster Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't cough with smoke in your lungs. Coughing opens up bronchial vessels which will be flooded with smoke upon coughing. Exhale then cough.

Don't cough with smoke in your lungs. Coughing opens up bronchial vessels which will be flooded with smoke upon coughing. Exhale then cough. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because your kid is unsucessful at school Doesn't mean he will be unsucessful at life

Just because your kid is unsucessful at school Doesn't mean he will be unsucessful at life Actual Advice Mallard
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