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Tip your male bartenders They will remember you, and provide better service. The female bartenders all expect to be tipped and will not give you better service because of it

Tip your male bartenders They will remember you, and provide better service. The female bartenders all expect to be tipped and will not give you better service because of it Actual Advice Mallard
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Always keep your receipts Drivers have a habit of adding their own tips

Always keep your receipts Drivers have a habit of adding their own tips Actual Advice Mallard
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If your S.O. tries to make you pick between your S.O. and your friends PICK YOUR FRIENDS

If your S.O. tries to make you pick between your S.O. and your friends PICK YOUR FRIENDS Actual Advice Mallard
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Ladies, if you don't like your man masturbating Satisfy him more often in Bed. With some practice, he may get better and you'll enjoy yourself more.

Ladies, if you don't like your man masturbating Satisfy him more often in Bed. With some practice, he may get better and you'll enjoy yourself more. Actual Advice Mallard
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When submitting a video, add the length of the video in the post title like this [15s] Redditors will be more likely to view the video knowing what kind of time they will have to commit to spending

When submitting a video, add the length of the video in the post title like this [15s] Redditors will be more likely to view the video knowing what kind of time they will have to commit to spending Actual Advice Mallard
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If your fiancee tells you that you don't need to get her a birthday gift You still need to get her a birthday gift

If your fiancee tells you that you don't need to get her a birthday gift You still need to get her a birthday gift Actual Advice Mallard
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Your girlfriend/wife is a medium or small No exceptions

Your girlfriend/wife is a medium or small No exceptions Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to download a youtube video? Type "SS" after the www. in the url.

Want to download a youtube video? Type
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Don't ask couples why they haven't had a baby yet They may be having difficulties conceiving

Don't ask couples why they haven't had a baby yet They may be having difficulties conceiving Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend hits you, you should listen the first time

If your boyfriend hits you, you should listen the first time Actual Advice Mallard
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