Actual Advice Mallard

what ever you were labeled in high school doesn't matter move on with life

what ever you were labeled in high school doesn't matter move on with life  Actual Advice Mallard

If your S/o asks for something kinky in bed don't make fun of them, that took a lot of fucking courage

If your S/o asks for something kinky in bed don't make fun of them, that took a lot of fucking courage  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone.

If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to hold hands with them when the lights are on Don't do anything with them when the lights are off

If you don't want to hold hands with them when the lights are on Don't do anything with them when the lights are off  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't get a dog to start jogging daily First start jogging daily then get a dog

Don't get a dog to start jogging daily First start jogging daily
then get a dog  Actual Advice Mallard

If you vote, one way or another, on everything you see at work You'll know which links you've already clicked whether blue or purple

If you vote, one way or another, on everything you see at work You'll know which links you've already clicked whether blue or purple  Actual Advice Mallard

all words are gifts, even the insults and like all gifts you can choose to accept them or not

all words are gifts, even the insults and  like all gifts you can choose to accept them or not  Actual Advice Mallard

if you use the term "skinny bitch" a lot it's about time you hit the gym

if you use the term

Use a staple remover to open a key ring saves your fingernails

Use a staple remover to open a key ring saves your fingernails   Actual Advice Mallard

Tomorrow is Mother's day This is your final warning

Tomorrow is Mother's day This is your final warning  Actual Advice Mallard
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