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can't get rid of bad breath? Drink water periodically throughout the day. Dehydration is a big factor with bad breath

can't get rid of bad breath? Drink water periodically throughout the day. Dehydration is a big factor with bad breath  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't hit your girlfriend.

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Try pineapple and jalepeno or add mushrooms Moochers are usually picky eaters

Try pineapple and jalepeno or add mushrooms Moochers are usually picky eaters  Actual Advice Mallard

If your clean-shaven roommate asks if he can borrow your razor say no

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Never assume someone doesn't speak your language

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Buy normal yogurt and freeze it it tastes the same as frozen yogurt, because it is the same, and is cheaper

Buy normal yogurt and freeze it  it tastes the same as frozen yogurt, because it is the same, and is cheaper  Actual Advice Mallard

When washing windows, squeegee vertically outside, and horizontally inside If you see streaks, you will know which side they are on

When washing windows, squeegee vertically outside, and horizontally inside If you see streaks, you will know which side they are on  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't pick a college based on a significant other, You never know how long the relationship will actually last.

Don't pick a college based on a significant other, You never know how long the relationship will actually last.  Actual Advice Mallard

Always have 2 ideas for a first date when asking a girl out If she doesn't like the first idea, you've got a backup plan and if she likes the first date, you've got your second date planned too.

Always have 2 ideas for a first date when asking a girl out If she doesn't like the first idea, you've got a backup plan and if she likes the first date, you've got your second date planned too.  Actual Advice Mallard

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