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Get your college education as cheaply as possible It's not worth a lifetime of debt

Get your college education as cheaply as possible It's not worth a lifetime of debt Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't like spiders? rub a little citronella oil on your walls

Don't like spiders? rub a little citronella oil on your walls Actual Advice Mallard
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When visiting sick friends, warn them that you are coming They'll appreciate not being caught with greasy hair and ratty pyjamas

When visiting sick friends, warn them that you are coming They'll appreciate not being caught with greasy hair and ratty pyjamas Actual Advice Mallard
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If you suspect someone is following your car Stop being paranoid. You're not James Bond; nobody gives a shit where you go

If you suspect someone is following your car Stop being paranoid. You're not James Bond; nobody gives a shit where you go Actual Advice Mallard
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When buying perfume for a woman ask them to include a couple of testers of the same one. That way if they don't like it they can still exchange it.

When buying perfume for a woman ask them to include a couple of testers of the same one. That way if they don't like it they can still exchange it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't stick your Strap-on In crazy

Don't stick your Strap-on In crazy Actual Advice Mallard
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If you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester Find someone else, you're obviously worth a lot more than you think

If you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester Find someone else, you're obviously worth a lot more than you think Actual Advice Mallard
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To avoid the "Just *one* more page Reddit trap Decide ahead how many pages you're going to read, start there and work backwards

To avoid the
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If you make eye contact with a girl smile before you look away you'll seem significantly less awkward than you feel

If you make eye contact with a girl smile before you look away you'll seem significantly less awkward than you feel Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of spending 10 minutes trying to get the last of the chocolate syrup into your glass fill the bottle of chocolate syrup up with milk, close and shake it

Instead of spending 10 minutes trying to get the last of the chocolate syrup into your glass fill the bottle of chocolate syrup up with milk, close and shake it Actual Advice Mallard
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