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Always jerk off before going out on a date you will seem less desperate and if you get lucky will last a bit longer in bed

Always jerk off before going out on a date you will seem less desperate and if you get lucky will last a bit longer in bed  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to pick up girls? Try talking to them

Want to pick up girls? Try talking to them  Actual Advice Mallard

Women: ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX

Women: ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX  Actual Advice Mallard

Stale Bread? Make french toast

Stale Bread? Make french toast  Actual Advice Mallard

When cleaning a mirror, use a coffee filter instead of a paper or cloth towel It will not leave any residue, particles or streaks.

When cleaning a mirror, use a coffee filter instead of a paper or cloth towel It will not leave any residue, particles or streaks.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you buy candles for a romantic date Let them burn a little the night before so your intentions don't seem obvious.

If you buy candles for a romantic date Let them burn a little the night before so your intentions don't seem obvious.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go to a college just for your significant other if it's meant to be, you'll find a way to work it out

Don't go to a college just for your significant other if it's meant to be, you'll find a way to work it out  Actual Advice Mallard

When all of the links are purple It's time to go to bed

When all of the links are purple It's time to go to bed  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone offers gum or mints take it your breath stinks

if someone offers gum or mints take it
your breath stinks  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're making an embarassing purchase man the fuck up and just buy it

If you're making an embarassing purchase man the fuck up and just buy it  Actual Advice Mallard
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