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Don't deliver a long monologue Just kill the protagonist and move on with world domination

Don't deliver a long monologue Just kill the protagonist and move on with world domination Actual Advice Mallard
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drive safely and use road etiquette all the time

drive safely and use road etiquette all the time Actual Advice Mallard
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If your car is overheating, pull over and call a tow truck. It only takes 2-3 minutes of your engine overheating to ruin it

If your car is overheating, pull over and call a tow truck. It only takes 2-3 minutes of your engine overheating to ruin it Actual Advice Mallard
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Never play hard to get most guys actively avoid "the chase"

Never play hard to get most guys actively avoid
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Get Sharpie On You? Use Hand Sanitizer, not soap.

Get Sharpie On You? Use Hand Sanitizer, not soap. Actual Advice Mallard
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Get a best friend That's a lawyer

Get a best friend That's a lawyer Actual Advice Mallard
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The only life worth living Is one you're truly passionate about

The only life worth living Is one you're truly passionate about Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a cop stealing weed from kids and smoking it yourself Don't talk about it on the public internet.

If you're a cop stealing weed from kids and smoking it yourself Don't talk about it on the public internet. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you live with roommates do your dishes immedately after using them. it takes less than a minute and will elimiminate one of the biggest issues of living with others.

If you live with roommates do your dishes immedately after using them. it takes less than a minute and will elimiminate one of the biggest issues of living with others. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a restaurant owner Make sure your hours are posted in a very visible location on your restaurant's web page

If you're a restaurant owner Make sure your hours are posted in a very visible location on your restaurant's web page Actual Advice Mallard
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