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If you're buying a PC from Dell/HP/Lenovo reformat it and install windows yourself zero bloatware

If you're buying a PC from Dell/HP/Lenovo reformat it and install windows yourself zero bloatware   Actual Advice Mallard

Swim up to the little kids They will throw you more bread crumbs than the adults

Swim up to the little kids They will throw you more bread crumbs than the adults  Actual Advice Mallard

Your girlfriend doesn't actually hate video games She only complains about them because she wants to spend time with you.

Your girlfriend doesn't actually hate video games She only complains about them because she wants to spend time with you.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're planning a mass shooting Google "Westboro Baptist church" first

If you're planning a mass shooting Google

Do you really miss her? Try masturbating, then think about her. it's usually the sex you miss

Do you really miss her? Try masturbating, then think about her. it's usually the sex you miss  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't afford a cab ride home you definitely can't afford a DUI

If you can't afford a cab ride home you definitely can't afford a DUI  Actual Advice Mallard

do not put your feet up on a car's dashboard. airbags do not go off like they do in the movies. they go off like small bombs.

do not put your feet up on a car's dashboard. airbags do not go off like they do in the movies.  they go off like small bombs.  Actual Advice Mallard

COMPRESS YOUR GIFS

COMPRESS YOUR GIFS  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't afford the vet bills? don't get a pet

Can't afford the vet bills? don't get a pet  Actual Advice Mallard

if you hear someone knocking on the door check through the peep hole first, it might be a snake

if you hear someone knocking on the door check through the peep hole first, it might be a snake  Actual Advice Mallard
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