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Don't buy a fucking macbook They're incompatible with almost everything, you can't modify them, they cost too much, and the repair bills are atrocious

Don't buy a fucking macbook They're incompatible with almost everything, you can't modify them, they cost too much, and the repair bills are atrocious Actual Advice Mallard
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The "friendzone" does not exist. S/he just isn't attracted to you. The sooner you accept this, the better you'll be.

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Women don't like "men in uniform" We like men with jobs

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If your grandparents are still alive, do as much as you can with them there's no telling how long they will be around, and you should spend as much time with them as possible

If your grandparents are still alive, do as much as you can with them there's no telling how long they will be around, and you should spend as much time with them as possible Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make someone a priority If all you are is an option.

Don't make someone a priority If all you are is an option. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want fresh fries at the drive thru Order them without salt. They have to make a fresh batch just for you.

If you want fresh fries at the drive thru Order them without salt. They have to make a fresh batch just for you. Actual Advice Mallard
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You can heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain With Chap Stick

You can heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain With Chap Stick Actual Advice Mallard
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Women don't want to hear your opinion They want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice

Women don't want to hear your opinion They want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice Actual Advice Mallard
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Guys will still find you attractive Even if your shorts cover your whole ass

Guys will still find you attractive Even if your shorts cover your whole ass Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make fun of your girlfriend for liking sappy music and movies To her, those great love stories are about you

Don't make fun of your girlfriend for liking sappy music and movies To her, those great love stories are about you Actual Advice Mallard
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