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Email or write Microsoft regarding your reservations about the Xbox one instead of bitching about it on Reddit

Email or write Microsoft regarding your reservations about the Xbox one instead of bitching about it on Reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to spend 20k a year to go to college get good fucking grades

If you're going to spend 20k a year to go to college get good fucking grades Actual Advice Mallard
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Be polite to baristas, waiters, etc. it's not that hard. it's also not that hard to spit in the food/beverage of an asshole customer.

Be polite to baristas, waiters, etc. it's not that hard. it's also not that hard to spit in the food/beverage of an asshole customer. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always masturbate before watching Game of Thrones That way, you'll be able to focus on the story.

Always masturbate before watching Game of Thrones That way, you'll be able to focus on the story. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to sleep in your car because you're too drunk to drive, keep your keys out of the ignition and sit in the passenger seat. It isn't a DUI until you show intent/actual physical control of the vehicle!

If you have to sleep in your car because you're too drunk to drive, keep your keys out of the ignition and sit in the passenger seat. It isn't a DUI until you show intent/actual physical control of the vehicle! Actual Advice Mallard
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Drink 2 glasses of cool water 10 minutes before any meal The extra volume in your stomach will prevent you from overeating

Drink 2 glasses of cool water 10 minutes before any meal The extra volume in your stomach will prevent you from overeating Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever get a blowjob from the wife before going out with the boys condition her to do it again by saying you were thinking about her all night

If you ever get a blowjob from the wife before going out with the boys condition her to do it again by saying you were thinking about her all night Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have suicidal thoughts Seek help

If you have suicidal thoughts Seek help Actual Advice Mallard
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Be nice to receptionists and secretaries if you are a jerk to them, they will tell the boss

Be nice to receptionists and secretaries if you are a jerk to them, they will tell the boss Actual Advice Mallard
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Get out Get out while you still can.

Get out Get out while you still can. Actual Advice Mallard
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