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If you're a girl and somethings bothering you Don't just say "Nothing"

If you're a girl and somethings bothering you Don't just say

before you hide the eggs count them

before you hide the eggs count them  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't masturbate when you are motivated to do work That motivation will go the second you blow your load

Don't masturbate when you are motivated to do work That motivation will go the second you blow your load  Actual Advice Mallard

don't mistake a girl's kindness as love

don't mistake a girl's kindness as love  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're 13-16 and think binge drinking makes you cool well, it doesn't

If you're 13-16 and think binge drinking makes you cool well, it doesn't  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to get rid of a boner rub the bottom of your forearm quickly, your body will send more blood to your arm and less to your penis

If you need to get rid of  a boner  rub the bottom of your forearm quickly, your body will send more blood to your arm and less to your penis  Actual Advice Mallard

don't take advice from animals or redditors

don't take advice from animals or redditors  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't eat the Pot pie or honey bbq chicken sandwich at KFC They use left over chicken from the night before to make it.

Don't eat the Pot pie or honey bbq chicken sandwich at KFC They use left over chicken from the night before to make it.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your first post gets downvoted post a meme complaining about it

If your first post gets downvoted post a meme complaining about it  Actual Advice Mallard

Always tell the truth Because it's the right thing to do and people will respect you for it

Always tell the truth Because it's the right thing to do and people will respect you for it  Actual Advice Mallard
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