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Just because they make it in your size Does not mean you should wear it

Just because they make it in your size Does not mean you should wear it  Actual Advice Mallard

pick up trash it makes the world nicer for others and you'll feel better about yourself

pick up trash it makes the world nicer for others and you'll feel better about yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

Use your Atheism defensively against those using religion to oppress others Don't just go and belittle and attack every religious person you meet. We don't have to be assholes about it.

Use your Atheism defensively against those using religion to oppress others Don't just go and belittle and attack every religious person you meet. We don't have to be assholes about it.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're the only girl at a party run. run for your life

if you're the only girl at a party run. 
run for your life  Actual Advice Mallard

the left lane is for speeding

the left lane is for speeding  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't have anything nice to say Back your point with solid logic

If you don't have anything nice to say Back your point with solid logic  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't let someone else's bad behavior define your self-worth. Let it define theirs.

Don't let someone else's bad behavior define your self-worth. Let it define theirs.  Actual Advice Mallard

if your child says they're depressed and wants to see a psychiatrist or something get them a fucking psychiatrist

if your child says they're depressed and wants to see a psychiatrist or something get them a fucking psychiatrist  Actual Advice Mallard

IF you want people to click your post GIve it an interesting title

IF you want people to click your post GIve it an interesting title
  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to pleasure your boyfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Give him a back-scratch

Want to pleasure your boyfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Give him a back-scratch  Actual Advice Mallard
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