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Clean up after yourself and your wife, too She will notice, start to help, talk positively about you, and you'll avoid a whole slew of pointless fights

Clean up after yourself and your wife, too She will notice, start to help, talk positively about you, and you'll avoid a whole slew of pointless fights Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont ignore a homeless person asking for money simply say "not today, sorry". Ignoring them dehumanizes them and makes it harder for them to make their way back into society

Dont ignore a homeless person asking for money simply say
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If you're comfortable posting it without using a throwaway it's not a confession bear worth sharing

If you're comfortable posting it without using a throwaway it's not a confession bear worth sharing Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to browse more than one subreddit at a time, without changing your front page? use + in the url to add more subreddits: reddit.com/r/kittens+puppies

Want to browse more than one subreddit at a time, without changing your front page? use + in the url to add more subreddits: reddit.com/r/kittens+puppies Actual Advice Mallard
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Hit A and H with reddit enhancement suite To upvote and hide things you have already seen

Hit A and H with reddit enhancement suite To upvote and hide things you have already seen Actual Advice Mallard
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be very careful how you handle your funeral protest all the lawsuits in the world can't save you from an angry bostonian with nothing to lose

be very careful how you handle your funeral protest all the lawsuits in the world can't save you from an angry bostonian with nothing to lose Actual Advice Mallard
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If a potential employer asks you to, "name a negative quality about yourself." Answer with, "i'm very detail oriented. when a project may take the average person 5 minutes, it'll take me 8. i want to make sure i get it right the first time."

If a potential employer asks you to,
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if you date someone their problems will become your problems

if you date someone their problems will become your problems Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are able to choose a topic pick a topic that infuriates you, you will be able to rant for hours and the pages will fly by...

If you are able to choose a topic pick a topic that infuriates you, you will be able to rant for hours and the pages will fly by... Actual Advice Mallard
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The clitoris is exactly like the head of your penis imagine a blowjob with me licking everywhere except the head

The clitoris is exactly like the head of your penis imagine a blowjob with me licking everywhere except the head Actual Advice Mallard
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