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Don't have kids

Don't have kids Actual Advice Mallard
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Trying to lose weight? Eat Less and exercise.

Trying to lose weight? Eat Less and exercise. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ever pulled over at night, turn on your dome lights. It's a courtesy that shows you have nothing to hide, puts the officer at ease and may help you get away with only a warning.

If you're ever pulled over at night, turn on your dome lights. It's a courtesy that shows you have nothing to hide, puts the officer at ease and may help you get away with only a warning. Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone gives you a fake number they don't like you. move on with your life.

If someone gives you a fake number they don't like you. move on with your life. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Ever pOST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON rEDDIT.

Don't Ever pOST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON rEDDIT. Actual Advice Mallard
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depressed? Do something really nice for somebody else

depressed? Do something really nice for somebody else Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are young and desperate for a job Do not get tattoos in noticeable places

If you are young and desperate for a job Do not get tattoos in noticeable places Actual Advice Mallard
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when in middle school befriend every girl puberty does great things in high school

when in middle school befriend every girl puberty does great things in high school Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop Complaining About the friendzone pEOPLE AREN'T OBLIGATED TO MAKE you their significant OTHER JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE TO THEM

Stop Complaining About the friendzone pEOPLE AREN'T OBLIGATED TO MAKE you their significant OTHER JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE TO THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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If a female you are interested in that you have known less than three months makes any sort of physical contact with you on purpose that is not a hug, She is attracted you. Even it just touching your hand for 1/10th of a second. Any sort of physical conta

If a female you are interested in that you have known less than three months makes any sort of physical contact with you on purpose that is not a hug, She is attracted you. Even it just touching your hand for 1/10th of a second. Any sort of physical conta Actual Advice Mallard
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