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Put a blue ink cartridge in a red pen. Nobody steals a red pen

Put a blue ink cartridge in a red pen. Nobody steals a red pen Actual Advice Mallard
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Get out get out before it's too late

Get out get out before it's too late Actual Advice Mallard
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while driving assume everyone is stupid and will make a terrible decision

while driving assume everyone is stupid and will make a terrible decision Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of going to dinner and a movie, take her to the park by the lake and don't forget to bring bread crumbs

Instead of going to dinner and a movie, take her to the park by the lake and don't forget to bring bread crumbs Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl asks you to get something out of her purse Bring the whole purse, that bitch is a labyrinth inside

If a girl asks you to get something out of her purse Bring the whole purse, that bitch is a labyrinth inside Actual Advice Mallard
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Show up before and leave after your new boss for the first 3 months They won't notice after 3 months and you will always be remembered as the hard worker

Show up before and leave after your new boss for the first 3 months They won't notice after 3 months and you will always be remembered as the hard worker Actual Advice Mallard
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You are not entitled to your opinion You are only entitled to what you can defend

You are not entitled to your opinion You are only entitled to what you can defend Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are giving a presentation get someone in your class to ask a question you have already rehearsed to make it seem as though you really know your stuff

if you are giving a presentation get someone in your class to ask a question you have already rehearsed to make it seem as though you really know your stuff Actual Advice Mallard
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If your body-sniffing hound finds a dead dog burried in the woods Dig down another 6-8 feet and look for a body

If your body-sniffing hound finds a dead dog burried in the woods Dig down another 6-8 feet and look for a body Actual Advice Mallard
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If the commercial volume is too loud report it at http://www.fcc.gov/complaints

If the commercial volume is too loud report it at http://www.fcc.gov/complaints Actual Advice Mallard
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