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If you are asking a girl out on a date Always give her two options a week apart. She will always choose the one when she is not on her period.

If you are asking a girl out on a date Always give her two options a week apart. She will always choose the one when she is not on her period. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you chew close your mouth

When you chew close your mouth Actual Advice Mallard
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don't waste time matching your bra and underwear guys won't notice

don't waste time matching your bra and underwear guys won't notice Actual Advice Mallard
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There is no contact between a man and a woman that is unnoticed by either If you are sitting next to a girl you are interested in, and her arm or leg is touching yours, she knows. Take it as a very positive sign of interest

There is no contact between a man and a woman that is unnoticed by either If you are sitting next to a girl you are interested in, and her arm or leg is touching yours, she knows. Take it as a very positive sign of interest Actual Advice Mallard
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If you make yourself look skinnier than you actually are by using certain angles, above the shoulders photos, etc. You're creating a lie and setting yourself up for rejection if you meet. Be yourself and never be anybody else.

If you make yourself look skinnier than you actually are by using certain angles, above the shoulders photos, etc. You're creating a lie and setting yourself up for rejection if you meet. Be yourself and never be anybody else. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are angry and frustrated about something Clean, you'll be surprised at your lifted mood and will have accomplished something

If you are angry and frustrated about something Clean, you'll be surprised at your lifted mood and will have accomplished something Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go to the gym when you have diarrhea

Don't go to the gym when you have diarrhea Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife or girlfriend is mad at you give her some bread crumbs, it'll cheer her up instantly

If your wife or girlfriend is mad at you give her some bread crumbs, it'll cheer her up instantly Actual Advice Mallard
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Feed me grapes cut in half Bread is actually bad for me

Feed me grapes cut in half Bread is actually bad for me Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn to cook before college You will eat better than most of your friends and you will impress many college girls

Learn to cook before college You will eat better than most of your friends and you will impress many college girls Actual Advice Mallard
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