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stop putting dying or dead friends or relatives on reddit if you want to truly celebrate their life do it with the people who knew them.

stop putting dying or dead friends or relatives on reddit if you want to truly celebrate their life do it with the people who knew them. Actual Advice Mallard
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When making hardshell tacos Put your layer of cheese on the bottom The warm beef will melt the cheese and help keep the taco together when the shell breaks

When making hardshell tacos Put your layer of cheese on the bottom The warm beef will melt the cheese and help keep the taco together when the shell breaks Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ask someone if they're telling the truth An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you.

Never ask someone if they're telling the truth An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are making Scumbag Steve memes about your friends You need new friends

If you are making Scumbag Steve memes about your friends You need new friends Actual Advice Mallard
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Lift with your legs not your back

Lift with your legs not your back Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're running from someone in a car and you're on foot Run in the direction opposite of the way the car is facing. The car will be forced to u-turn, giving you a head start

If you're running from someone in a car and you're on foot Run in the direction opposite of the way the car is facing. The car will be forced to u-turn, giving you a head start Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a man in his late 20's and looking to date, move to a college town most female graduate students won't have kids, won't demand all your time, and will make more money than you when she's done

If you're a man in his late 20's and looking to date, move to a college town most female graduate students won't have kids, won't demand all your time, and will make more money than you when she's done Actual Advice Mallard
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Next time a terrible black eyed peas song comes on remember that will.i.am. punched perez hilton's face

Next time a terrible black eyed peas song comes on remember that will.i.am. punched perez hilton's face Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're trying to quit smoking and have a gym membership Go sit in the sauna 3 days in a row, you sweat out the nicotine and it will be easier to quit

If you're trying to quit smoking and have a gym membership Go sit in the sauna 3 days in a row, you sweat out the nicotine and it will be easier to quit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to tell a believable lie, tell them you had diarrhea. No one ever has follow up questions about diarrhea

If you need to tell a believable lie, tell them you had diarrhea. No one ever has follow up questions about diarrhea Actual Advice Mallard
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