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Don't lend out anything you expect returned Don't borrow anything you couldn't easily repay if lost or broken

Don't lend out anything you expect returned Don't borrow anything you couldn't easily repay if lost or broken Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her

If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her Actual Advice Mallard
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If bullets are exploding through shampoo bottles while you're taking a shit it's time to move

If bullets are exploding through shampoo bottles while you're taking a shit it's time to move Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't post your kid on /aww It's probably not as cute as you think they are and you'll end up disappointed

Don't post your kid on /aww It's probably not as cute as you think they are and you'll end up disappointed Actual Advice Mallard
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Never. Ever. Ever. Get the name of someone you're dating tattooed on your body.

Never. Ever. Ever. Get the name of someone you're dating tattooed on your body. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have sex while listening to music, choose a live album So you get applause every 3-4 minutes

if you have sex while listening to music, choose a live album So you get applause every 3-4 minutes Actual Advice Mallard
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When a guy says something he probably just meant what he said and nothing more

When a guy says something he probably just meant what he said and nothing more Actual Advice Mallard
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When you know someone is suffering from depression don't say "you just need to cheer up"

When you know someone is suffering from depression don't say
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There's something you should be doing right now and you should Go do it

There's something you should be doing right now and you should Go do it Actual Advice Mallard
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Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy

Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy Actual Advice Mallard
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