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Your guy finishes too quick? Have sex every 12 hours, by the 3rd time he'll rock your world

Your guy finishes too quick? Have sex every 12 hours, by the 3rd time he'll rock your world Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to go to court dress nicely and act politely

If you have to go to court dress nicely and act politely Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a family member in a wheelchair, keep foods they like on the lower shelves of cabinets and the fridge It gives them independence and eases the stress of asking family for constant help.

If you have a family member in a wheelchair, keep foods they like on the lower shelves of cabinets and the fridge It gives them independence and eases the stress of asking family for constant help. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you walked 2 miles on a treadmill today you did not "earn" mcdonald's for lunch

If you walked 2 miles on a treadmill today you did not
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When approaching a door look for the hinges If you see them, pull the door. If not, push it.

When approaching a door look for the hinges If you see them, pull the door. If not, push it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don´t shave your balls for the first time Right before a girl is coming over

Don´t shave your balls for the first time Right before a girl is coming over Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone throws a knife at you

If someone throws a knife at you Actual Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend asks you what you'd change about her Say "your last name"

Girlfriend asks you what you'd change about her Say
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Googling a computer problem? Add "Solved" to your search query to find the answer faster

Googling a computer problem? Add
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If your kid throws a tantrum, never give them what they want. If you give in, they will throw tantrums on a regular basis.

If your kid throws a tantrum, never give them what they want. If you give in, they will throw tantrums on a regular basis. Actual Advice Mallard
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