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You can't afford a kid

You can't afford a kid Actual Advice Mallard
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To avoid a marriage that stales over time Never stop dating your wife

To avoid a marriage that stales over time Never stop dating your wife Actual Advice Mallard
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you can make the first move it'll save a lot of time and you'll be happy you did it

you can make the first move it'll save a lot of time and you'll be happy you did it Actual Advice Mallard
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tell them to buy their own fucking pizza

tell them to buy their own fucking pizza Actual Advice Mallard
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If a woman asks you to guess how old she is just say "old enough to party"

If a woman asks you to guess how old she is just say
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Don't let the government use Boston As an excuse to take away more rights

Don't let the government use Boston As an excuse to take away more rights Actual Advice Mallard
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If you notice a lot of reposts on Reddit It's time to go outside

If you notice a lot of reposts on Reddit It's time to go outside Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy honey made by local bees from a local farmers market The honey made from local flowers will boost your immune system from seasonal allergies

Buy honey made by local bees from a local farmers market The honey made from local flowers will boost your immune system from seasonal allergies Actual Advice Mallard
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Get a jizz stain on your clothing? Soak the stain in lemon juice and scrub it, the juice dissolves the proteins and gets the stain out

Get a jizz stain on your clothing? Soak the stain in lemon juice and scrub it, the juice dissolves the proteins and gets the stain out Actual Advice Mallard
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Expecting sex for kindness makes you creepy

Expecting sex for kindness makes you creepy Actual Advice Mallard
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