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if you call tech support for help because you don't know what you're doing let them give you tech support. you don't know what you're doing.

if you call tech support for help because you don't know what you're doing let them give you tech support. you don't know what you're doing. Actual Advice Mallard
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Seasick on a cruise ship? Hang out in the pool. The water stays level.

Seasick on a cruise ship? Hang out in the pool. The water stays level. Actual Advice Mallard
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This is your 14 day notice Mothers Day is exactly 2 weeks from today.

This is your 14 day notice Mothers Day is exactly 2 weeks from today. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're an attractive, single woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you.

If you're an attractive, single woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn to cook real food Women see that as a sign of maturity and will think much more highly of you

Learn to cook real food Women see that as a sign of maturity and will think much more highly of you Actual Advice Mallard
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Having trouble finding a job? Do charity work while you are claiming benefits. Volunteering shows that you are willing to work and looks great on your resume.

Having trouble finding a job? Do charity work while you are claiming benefits. Volunteering shows that you are willing to work and looks great on your resume. Actual Advice Mallard
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take all these canned food you saved up for the end of the world and donate it to a homeless shelter for christmas

take all these canned food you saved up for the end of the world and donate it to a homeless shelter for christmas Actual Advice Mallard
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When up late writing a paper and you need a break, brush your teeth. You'll feel refreshed going back to the paper, you won't eat junk, and you won't go to sleep with gross teeth.

When up late writing a paper and you need a break, brush your teeth. You'll feel refreshed going back to the paper, you won't eat junk, and you won't go to sleep with gross teeth. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a girlfriend or lady visitors please provide a wastebasket in the bathroom.

If you have a girlfriend or lady visitors please provide a wastebasket in the bathroom. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hear a bump in the night and go looking for an intruder Don't be surprised if you find one

If you hear a bump in the night and go looking for an intruder Don't be surprised if you find one Actual Advice Mallard
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