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tip your bartenders They will remember who you are, provide faster service, and make better drinks

tip your bartenders They will remember who you are, provide faster service, and make better drinks Actual Advice Mallard
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Unless you can see a baby currently coming out of her Never, ever even imply that a woman is pregnant

Unless you can see a baby currently coming out of her Never, ever even imply that a woman is pregnant Actual Advice Mallard
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always park next to a nice car odds are, they care about their car and won't hit yours

always park next to a nice car odds are, they care about their car and won't hit yours Actual Advice Mallard
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AS A FRONT SEAT PASSENGER, NEVER PUT YOUR FEET UP ON THE DASHBAORD IF THE AIRBAG DEPLOYS, YOUR LEGS WILL BREAK. THEN, YOUR BROKEN LEGS WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE.

AS A FRONT SEAT PASSENGER, NEVER PUT YOUR FEET UP ON THE DASHBAORD IF THE AIRBAG DEPLOYS, YOUR LEGS WILL BREAK. THEN, YOUR BROKEN LEGS WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE. Actual Advice Mallard
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never send your resume as a word file instead, print it to a pdf file, it's much cleaner and professional looking

never send your resume as a word file instead, print it to a pdf file, it's much cleaner and professional looking Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife texts you something about your ex-girlfriend and she spells her name wrong don't correct her

If your wife texts you something about your ex-girlfriend and she spells her name wrong don't correct her Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone comes into your life after something good happens to you they are not your friend

if someone comes into your life after something good happens to you they are not your friend Actual Advice Mallard
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If your friends tease you about always being late They're really trying to tell you you're being inconsiderate and selfish, which you are, and you need to change

If your friends tease you about always being late They're really trying to tell you you're being inconsiderate and selfish, which you are, and you need to change Actual Advice Mallard
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Not sure if you're in a bad neighborhood? Look at the store windows. Plate glass = good. Plate glass with bars = leave before dark. Plywood = leave now!

Not sure if you're in a bad neighborhood? Look at the store windows. Plate glass = good. Plate glass with bars = leave before dark. Plywood = leave now! Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone ignores you and doesn't care about you do not chase after them

if someone ignores you and doesn't care about you do not chase after them Actual Advice Mallard
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