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If you get caught in an avalanche Cup your hands around your mouth to create an air pocket and then spit. Gravity will tell you which way to dig.

If you get caught in an avalanche Cup your hands around your mouth to create an air pocket and then spit. Gravity will tell you which way to dig. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a man hits you once, get the fuck out He will hit you again

If a man hits you once, get the fuck out He will hit you again Actual Advice Mallard
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never say "sorry" to the other driver after a car accident it's an admission of guilt and could be used against you when setting insurance rates or testimony in a court case.

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If you're taking a date out to dinner, look up the menu online you'll pay more attention to your date and still get good food

If you're taking a date out to dinner, look up the menu online you'll pay more attention to your date and still get good food Actual Advice Mallard
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Walking alone downtown at night? carry a halberd. nobody wants to fuck with a dude carrying a halberd.

Walking alone downtown at night? carry a halberd. nobody wants to fuck with a dude carrying a halberd. Actual Advice Mallard
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Your wife should never be jealous of another woman Instead you should do your best to make other women jealous of your wife

Your wife should never be jealous of another woman Instead you should do your best to make other women jealous of your wife Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're not funny the rest of the year you're probably not funny on your cakeday either

if you're not funny the rest of the year you're probably not funny on your cakeday either Actual Advice Mallard
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If you dislike something because it's popular You are in fact letting pop culture dictate your taste

If you dislike something because it's popular You are in fact letting pop culture dictate your taste Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make fun of people who have a large vocabulary Learn from them

Don't make fun of people who have a large vocabulary Learn from them Actual Advice Mallard
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buy a house close to a school your street will be the first to be plowed when it snows

buy a house close to a school your street will be the first to be plowed when it snows Actual Advice Mallard
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