Actual Advice Mallard

Running a bit late for work or a meeting in the morning? Take a few minutes to stop and get a box of donuts for the office. Everyone will remember the gesture, not your tardiness.

Running a bit late for work or a meeting in the morning? Take a few minutes to stop and get a box of donuts for the office. Everyone will remember the gesture, not your tardiness.  Actual Advice Mallard

snap the fuck out of it and appreciate what you have you worthless cunt

snap the fuck out of it and appreciate what you have you worthless cunt  Actual Advice Mallard

Go to r/gonewild on dec 20 You're welcome

Go to r/gonewild on dec 20 You're welcome  Actual Advice Mallard

When you get your braces off... Wear your retainer

When you get your braces off... Wear your retainer  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't forget Mother's day is one month from today

Don't forget Mother's day is one month from today  Actual Advice Mallard

The less you complain The more people listen when you do

The less you complain The more people listen when you do  Actual Advice Mallard

Want people to like you? Keep your religious and political views to yourself

Want people to like you? Keep your religious and political views to yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to be respected as an equal don't use your sexuality as a means of empowerment

If you want to be respected as an equal don't use your sexuality as a means of empowerment  Actual Advice Mallard

if you get hit on by a waitress she wants the tip

if you get hit on by a waitress she wants the tip  Actual Advice Mallard

Use imgur or quickmeme other sites won't expand in res and will get ignored/downvoted by lazy redditors

Use imgur or quickmeme other sites won't expand in res and will get ignored/downvoted by lazy redditors  Actual Advice Mallard
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